Do I Need Cuss Control?

Do you cuss too much? Maybe you ought to enroll in The Cuss Control Academy. No really, click on the link!

The president of the academy has some words of wisdom dumbassness (Is that even a word?) for ya! "Cursing feels good, but it sounds bad, and makes you look bad." Hell yes it feels good, every time I say fuck for instance it gives me an immediate orgasm. That's why I say it so often! It sounds bad? In your opinion asshole! Makes you look bad? Are you saying that everytime I say a cuss word I turn into some fucking hideous hag , growing big nasty warts with hairs sticking outta them or something?

He says you should develop a "can do attitude." What kinda candy ass bullshit is this guy preaching? I've already developed a can do attitude, I can do and say any fuckin' thing I damn well please! Is that can do enough for ya moron?

Here's another bit of the president's bullshit! "Select a few powerful or even funny words, and get in the habit of substituting them for swear words. For example, instead of B.S., choices range from lie, fabrication, nonsense and exaggeration to bunk, baloney, drivel, malarkey, hokum, hogwash and balderdash." Yeah, I'm gonna sound like fucking June Cleaver using words like that! No thanks Mr. I believe I'll just stay a potty mouth.

Run right over and enroll in The Cuss Control Academy! 'Cause cussings bad mmmm...kay!