Gloom, Despair And Agony On Me!

It's colder than a witches tit here! We've had sleet that left a layer of ice on the roads, then on top of that came snow and finally it is now sleeting and snowing again to leave us with another layer of ice.

I blame that fuckin' groundhog for this bullshit weather! Stupid sumbitch just had to see his damn shadow. No, I really don't believe in the retarded ass groundhog crap. But if you're gonna blame someone for this shitty weather it might as well be the groundhog!

Dammit I'm sick of this fucking cold, I need sun and fun to survive. I'm starting to get real depressed. Like I do every damn winter. Somebody call me a fuckin' waaaambulance, please 'cause I really do need one. Sitting here feeling all sorry for my self and shit. Oh, and to top it all off my allergies are giving me hell! Alright enough of my bitchin', moanin' and whining for today. But I needed ya'll to share in my misery, 'cause you know misery just loves company!