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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Speaking Of Bush!


Oh. Dear. Lord. Please tell me this isn't for real! This has got to be some of the grossest shit I've seen in quite some time! N-A-S-T-Y. Why in the hell would you want to look like a fuckin' sasquatch?

I don't think waxing is gonna do it for Ms. Sasquatch here. I think she's going to have to break out the ol' brush hog for this job. Jeez, would any man seriously even consider this sexy? This just makes me wanna gag.

I mean I torture myself about every two weeks waxing, plucking and all the other shit most women do to make themselves all nice and baby butt smooth. And here this weirdo is posing for a picture with fucking afro puffs sticking outta her panties! Oh, and not to mention the twin chimps she has living in her armpits. Yuck!

So I ask ya'll would you ever let your bush go like this? Or how about your pits? I'm sorry I just don't think I could handle looking like a fuckin' sasquatch! Nuff said.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Kentucky Girl said...

Oh fuck me. That nassssssty. :( How would one get their shit to grow like that? And WHYYY? Holy crap.

I feel the need for a full body wax now. :(

11:07 PM  
Blogger Tickersoid said...

Yes there are some guys who go for this, but in my experience the're rare.
Doesn't work for me.

3:53 AM  
Blogger delite said...

Holy Shit! Calgon take me away :D

5:26 AM  
Blogger the depressed nurse said...

Hopefully that was photo shopped to look like that! But at the hospital I have taken care of gals
hairier than a gorilla

7:34 AM  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

my guess is that that photo is Photoshopped, but either way, it's nasty! I shave it ALL. Bikini trimmers are your friend!! :)

8:35 AM  
Blogger The Lady Muck said...

Is it not supposed to look like that? Crap.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Christ! My first visit and that's what I have to contend with?!

* rushes off to vomit *
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* returns wiping mouth *

I'll come back another time : )

1:00 PM  
Blogger Nobody said...

Your claims of "waxing, plucking, and all that other shit" are useless with out pictures, LOL!

Seriously though, that picture is NASTY. I hope it is photoshopped. But even if it is, you have to wonder about the sick son of a bitch that made it.

4:19 PM  
Blogger FnQueen said...

Jen-I hate to tell ya but there are some actual sites that have pictures of women with big nasty hairy beavers! No joke. Yuck!

steel worker-Damn happy to hear that most men do not find this sasquatch thing attractive! :D

delite-I don't think even calgon can take away the nightmares of the man that encounters that beaver! lol

anna-Damn and I thought I was hairy 'cause if I don't wax 'em my eyebrows end up making me look like I'm Brooke Shields twin! :D

Dawn-Yeah, I can't stand to see a stubble anywhere on myself. Hmmm...I wonder if that's not some kind of OCD symptom! lol

lady muck-Damn, is that you? Shit girl we got to get you to the salon for a wax ASAP! :D

inexplicable device-I'll try to remember you have a delicate constitution next time I think about posting some nasty skanks picture on my blog! LOL

nobody-LMAO! You wish! You'll just have to use your imagination. I have to agree that this one is photoshopped. But, like I told kentucky girl there are nasty ass websites that have pictures of girls with really hairy beavers out there! Once again I say Yuck!!

5:41 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

Hey! I know her. I never saw her face. It was definitely a beaver I met that I didn't like.
...Hell, Will Rogers wouldn't like her!

6:08 PM  
Blogger FnQueen said...

Mike-What you don't think Will Rogers liked hairy beavers? LMFAO

9:43 PM  
Blogger jungle jane said...

AHAHAHAHAHA hilarious! this is precisely what i am writing my next blog post about! you are SOOOO getting a mention:-))

10:15 PM  
Blogger FnQueen said...

jungle jane-Can't wait to see what you post! I'm sure it'll be some funny shit. Thanks in advance for the mention.

10:32 PM  
Blogger Hal said...

I came here by way of Jungle Jane, and I am revolted. I do prefer the natural look to that of the Brazilian, because I like women to look like women, and not pre-pubescent girls (which is why I think so many guys are really into this shaving business), but this is just too much.

Too too much.

12:41 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Whoa...whoa. What can I say about this picture? Uh...absolutely nothing. I'm speechless for once.

6:17 AM  
Blogger YellowSock said...

I've seen ads in local rags looking for "very hairy models." After my initial shock and curiosity, I considered growing a beard myself and making some serious bucks. I could just mow it afterwards and no one would ever know. Didn't do it, a lot of commitment involved.

11:06 AM  

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