Who Comes Up With This Ugly Shit?
My daughter's eight grade prom is coming up in May. Well we've been looking around the internet for prom dresses, and you would not believe the fugly ass dresses we've seen. Damn I'm talking BUTT FUCKING UGLY!Take the Morticia Adams looking monstrosity to the left here.
Ugly as homemade sin green- check
Saggy titty showing top- check
Bloated belly hugging midriff- check
Little Mermaid inspired hemline- check
So there is my commentary on a dress that looks like a drunk sailor came up with after too many months at sea, dreaming of fuckin' mermaids and sea sirens and such!
We are going shopping Friday to find a dress for her. Hell I may even take pictures with my cell phone and post 'em here for Fugly Friday if I find some more hideous than the retarded ass dress I have pictured here. Wish me luck!
posted by FnQueen at 6:36 PM
7 Comments:
Admits to being one of those drunk sailors - a long time ago.
good lucj, your in OK,,,,not really the mecca of modern fashion
8th grade prom?
Thank gawd they don't do that here.
My oldest doesn't have a boyfriend and I plan on keeping it that way!
How old is yours again?
At least you wont have to worry if someone vomited on that (unless you were the one wearing it at the time), the stain would blend right in.
8th grade prom?! shat a crock! they just keep coming up with more and more reasons for parents to spend ridiculous amounts of money on their kids...ugh
yeah, that is ugly - especially the flare part at the bottom....
Prom dresses are hard to find, I feel for you. Me and my 12 yr old have to go look for dresses to wear to a wedding on Sunday, and I dread it. I hate everything I've seen so far. I hope she has fun, though!
Mikey- Damn I never would've guessed you were ever a drunk sailor! LOL
wallofdenial- Thanks for the luck! I happen to know of this great lil' boutique in Cleveland, Ok of all places that has some great formal dresses. So, OK is not so sad in the fashion department!
delite- She is 13. I guess you're just lucky, they don't do that at your daughter's school! :D
fuckkit- No shit! The dress is just fuckin' hideous!
Dawn- Oh hell yeah! They squeeze every damn dime outta my ass that they can. I'm telling you my arsehole is getting mighty sore! LOL
anna- Yeah, I'm glad we get to spend that time together. Even if we do end up looking at ugly dresses! :D
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